Market Recap: Stocks Down? Stock Up!

Timothy Geitner unveiled his bank proposal this morning and the market responded to it as if it was ground up marijuana placed in their wide-mouthed bowl with the S&P 500 quickly losing 4.9%. If you were short, congratulations and enjoy your spoils tonight. If not, one of the effects of smoking marijuana is short-term memory loss and if you keep smoking, you'll pass out eventually. Either way, we suggest you set aside some time in the near future to stock up on nonperishable canned food, guns, and, if you are a smoker, marijuana.